Great job, probably your funniest yet. The idea of a creationist wanting to go back in time to pluck a Deinonychus is quite hilarious. And I love Hovind's reasoning for why he shouldn't worry about his employees gettiing eaten/disemboweled. How very Hovind-like.

Prattmaster's demotion to pooper-scooper is pretty funny too.

My favorite line: "It is our duty as Christians to lie, cheat and steal in order to serve the lord!" Reminds me of my step-mother.

One question: is the reference to a time machine at Princeton an allusion to something specific? I vaguely recall reading something in this vein... something to do with Dr. Gott perhaps? I think he's written a book about time travel or something.

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"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams

Check out my evolution/anti-creationism club, ~Domain-of-Darwin.

I wasn’t thinking of anything specific, but if something like this ever were invented, Princeton seems like one of the most likely places for it. I’m also planning on using the time machine in future episodes, so I’d like it to be from an area that I’m familiar with.

Love the Truth and Hovind fish.

Hahaha I love this. Hovind is hilarious. Have you watched his videos? Creationists are so wacky and stupid.

I’ve seen some of his videos, but I find them more irritating and frustrating than actually funny. (Mostly because I know there are people who actually believe him.) My featured deviation story might give you an idea of where my attitude about this comes from, if you’re interested in reading it.

Thanks for the watch, by the way. I’ve added you back—your video game fanart is very impressive.

I love how you used Kent Hovind

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"There was once a ninja from Nantucket
Who kept all his swords in a bucket
He started to spin
And explained with a grin
'when I let this thing go you'd best duckit!"

Fantastic - I love Hovind's logo!

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Now, where's my wallet?

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